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If paper beats rock, rock beats scisscors and scissors beat paper. Who can beat all 3 at the same time? Chuck Norris.

If paper beats rock, rock beats scisscors and scissors beat paper. Who can beat all 3 at the same time? Chuck Norris.

In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself.

Chuck Norris doesn’t breathe, he holds air hostage.

Chuck Norris could gargle, a mouth full of peanut butter…

TThere is no chin behind Chuck Norris’ beard. There is only another fist.

Superman wears a chuck Norris t shirt… Damn I must be bored..

When Chuck Norris does push-ups, he doesn’t push up…..he pushes the earth down!

If you have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5….Chuck Norris has more money than you!

Chuck Norris CAN touch MC Hammer.

Chuck Norris was what Willis was talkin’ bout

I see this everyday in the hospital….so sad:

The leading causes of death in the United States are: 1. Heart Disease 2. Chuck Norris 3. Cancer.

We need to find a cure for Chuck Norris, but alas there is none…