TheF-Files:ComunSense

23 Mar TheF-Files:ComunSense

Posted at 12:12h in FokaiSaipan, TheF-Files by
  • OK?
  •  Let’s find out just how clever you really are
  •  Ready? GO!!! (scroll down slowly to uncover Q’s and A’s)
  •  First Question:
  • You are a participant in a race. You overtake the second person. What position are you in?
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  •  Answer : If you answered that you are first, then you are absolutely WRONG! If you overtake the second person and you take his place, YOU are in second place!

  • Try not to screw up next time. Now answer the second question, but don’t take as much time as you took for the first question, OK?
  •  Second Question:
  • If you overtake the last person, then you are…?
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  • Answer : If you answered that you are second to last, then you are WRONG again. Tell me Sunshine, how can you overtake the LAST person??
  • You’re not very good at this, are you?
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  • Third Question:
  •  Very tricky arithmetic! Note: This must be done in your head only.
  • Do NOT use paper and pencil or a calculator.
  • Try it.
  • Take 1000 and add 40 to it. Now add another 1000 . Now add 30 . Add another 1000 . Now add 20 . Now add another  1000 . Now add 10 . What is the total?
  • Scroll down for the correct answer …
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  • Did you get 5000 ?
  • The correct answer is actually 4100 ...
  •  If you don’t believe it, check it with a calculator!
  •  Today is definitely not your day, is it ?
  •   Maybe you’ll get the last question right… Maybe…
  •  Fourth Question:
  • Mary’s father has five daughters: 1. Nana, 2. Nene, 3. Nini,  4. Nono, and ??? What is the name of the fifth daughter?
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  • Did you Answer Nunu?  NO! Of course it isn’t.
  • Her name is Mary you retard! Read the question again!
  • Okay, now the Bonus round,
  • a final chance to redeem yourself:
  • A mute person goes into a shop and wants to buy a toothbrush. By imitating the action of brushing his teeth he successfully expresses himself to the shopkeeper and the purchase is done.
  • Next, a blind man comes into the shop who wants to buy a pair of sunglasses; how does HE indicate what he wants?
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  • It’s really very simple
  •  He opens his mouth and asks for it…

  •  Does your employer actually pay you to think??
  •  If so Do NOT let them see your answers for this test!
  • PASS THIS ON TO FRUSTRATE THE
  • SMART PEOPLE IN YOUR LIFE!